Saturday, July 15, 2006


Today's LSOTA (Latest Sign Of The Apocalypse)

This story out of Tennessee offers so many bad pun possibilities my head is about to explode. Let's just say that maybe for once we know exactly why the chicken crossed the road.

Oh, and for any campaign manager thinking about using the old chicken suit debate ploy, this incident may encourage you to think again.

Saturday, 07/15/06
Corker worker, man in chicken suit have run-in
Police investigate hit-and-run case

Staff Writer

Feathers flew Friday in downtown Chattanooga when a volunteer for U.S. Senate candidate Bob Corker says he was hit by a car driven by a man in a chicken suit who had been heckling the candidate.

"I will definitely not be having poultry for dinner. That's for darn sure," said Bryan Shannon, 30, who works for an insurance company in Chattanooga.

The impact was hard enough to throw Shannon off his feet and into the car's windshield, shattering glass. Shannon said he was left with a headache and cuts on his left hand and arm.

(You can find the rest of the story here)

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